Might have to marry Every Tweet Ever now.
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Source: serico
It began as a goof.
Since February 2009, I’d been running a Twitter account under my real name, @ChrisSerico. Better known for my love of comedy than attempts at it, I tried to keep tweets unusual and funny, but never scored much traction beyond people I knew in real life.
One day in…
Yeah, I’m foolish, though I try, Can’t shuffle through the mess I’ll struggle here until I crumble Living for distress. Within the building, four walls harbor Both hate and love combined. Yeah, I’m foolish, though I try, It’s always on my mind. Smash the window Light the fire. Eliminate it all. Silly girl, you’re going nowhere You rise up just to fall. Fuck what was, Fuck what is, Fuck what will not be. You did it then, You did it now, You’ll do it, wait and see. You think too much, You think too little, Do you think at all? Silly girl, you’re going nowhere You rise up just to fall.
Twas the night before Valentines, when all through the house,
Every room mate was sleeping, well that is, almost.
For one was an exception, her hair long and tangled.
She tossed and she turned as and her limp arm it dangled.
“Fuck sakes” she exclaimed, feeling restless and anxious.
“I even set my alarm!” she had been conscientious.
But the night it grew old, and the sleep would not come.
She had night sweats and regrets, of that coffee and rum.
So she cracked open the Macbook, and to no dismay,
wrote this horrible poem, for Valentines day.
Source: meganamramRecently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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